2.07.2007

Out of the mouth of babes...

My co-workers daughter shared this today:

A frog comes into the bank, hops up to the teller and says:
"My name is Froggy Jagger, and I would like a $150,000. loan"

The teller, named Patricia Wack (important name to remember) looks at him and says: "Do you have an account here?"

Froggy Jagger gives her his card, and Patricia Wack says:
"Wow, are you related to Mick Jagger?"

Froggy replies:
"Yes, he's my father"

Patricia says:
"But you're a frog!"

Froggy says:
"Please just give me my loan."

Patricia goes and checks with her bank manager, and he says:
"Of course, give him the loan, but we will need some collateral"

Patricia goes back to froggy, asks for collateral and he gives her a Nick Nack.
Patricia goes back to the bank manager, and she asks:
"What is this?"

The bank manager looks at her with a sigh and says:
"That's a Nick Nack Patti Wack, give the Frog a Loan, this old Frog's a Rolling Stone."

And then she laughed hilariously. I wonder if she even knows who the Rolling Stones are.
It was so cute. I am still smiling. Had to share.

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