Akward

True Story:

Conversation from last night while cruising Wal-Mart looking for Ant killing mechanisms

The Phone Rings:

Jen: Hello!

President L (Stake President): Hello, is this Jen?

Jen: Yes, President how are you?

President L: Great, how are you?

Jen: Wonderful.

President L: I have something I need you and Emery to help me with.

Have you heard of Teen Elect?

Jen: Yes, I just learned of it. My beehives are excited.

President L: Well, I need you and Emery to teach one of our courses.

Jen: Okay, which one?

President L: Well. It's the most challenging for sure.

Jen: Okay...

(as he says this, I am envisioning myself wearing a ball gown,

and dancing the Fox Trot. This is challenging to me, and probably

would have been the first time I ever turned down a calling)

President L: The topic is Appropriate Touching.

SILENCE.

Jen: Oh, piece of cake. We'll just show them what NOT to do!

President L: Laughter

Jen: We'll handle it.

And handle it we will.

Any suggestions?

Object lessons are pretty much out.